Bernie Moreno, the Auto-Responder

It's possible to replace Bernie Moreno with an auto-responder or one of the early AI models from 3 years ago that are effectively useless.

Bernie Moreno, the Auto-Responder
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Maybe you are having a better experience I am, but it surely feels like I have no representation when I can't get anything but an auto-response from Bernie Moreno.

No matter what topic, tolerance, or tone – this is all I can get:

Thank you for reaching out to my office and sharing your thoughts. Your feedback is invaluable as we work together to address the issues that matter most to Ohio. We meet with constituents every day in Washington, D.C., and it is the best part of my day.

I ran for office because I was tired of career politicians that cared only about getting reelected. I understand I work for you. It is one of the greatest honors of my life to represent Ohio and I work very hard every day to do the best job I possibly can.

I am committed to listening to your concerns and ensuring that your voice is heard in Washington. Every message I receive helps me better understand the needs and priorities of our constituents. We may not always agree, but I want you to know that I respect your passion, your point of view, and your desire to make our great country even better.

If you have an urgent issue to address with a federal agency, please reach out to my casework team at casework@moreno.senate.gov. You won’t find a more dedicated group to help you with anything from the Department of Veterans Affairs to the Social Security Administration to the Passport Agency.

Again, thank you for your feedback.

Sincerely,

Bernie Moreno
United States Senator

Bernie Moreno is ineffective at anything other than an auto-responder.

My guess is that he's classifying me as an NVE (Nihilistic Violent Extremist) so I guess I'll be in the gulag soon.

Free speech in America is on the rocks and this guy isn't helping.

So anyways, vote for anyone other than Bernie Moreno. This guys represents nothing useful and Ohio deserves better.

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