Sorry (not sorry) - no contact form here.

Here's what I would try if I were you:

• Customers: Visit calltheory.com/contact
• Friends and family: Text or email me or Sarah
• Everyone else: Find me on one of my social accounts...

Social Accounts

I wouldn't consider my social accounts to be NSFW by any means, but I occasionally share some adult-oriented topics (politics, language)

• Mastodon · mastodon.social/@labbett
• TikTok · @patricklabbett

I don't check these a lot. The lack of data privacy and AI safety are paramount reasons for this.

If you aren't a Call Theory customer or family member, you can probably get me the quickest over at Grove City Tech Lab...

Unused & Abandoned

I no longer use these social platforms for various reasons.

• IRC (90's #EFNet botnet wars <3)
• ICQ
• MySpace
• Blogger
• Bitclout
• Polywork
• AOL AIM
• Pinterest
• Snapchat
• Twitter
• LinkedIn
• Instagram
• Facebook
• Gab.ai
• Parler
• Reddit