Contact Me

Sorry (not sorry) - no contact form here.

Here's what I would try if I were you:

  • Customers: Visit calltheory.com/contact
  • Friends and family: Text or email me or Sarah
  • Everyone else: Find me on one of my social accounts...

Social Accounts

I wouldn't consider my social accounts to be NSFW by any means, but I occasionally share some adult-oriented topics (politics, language)

I don't check these a lot. The lack of data privacy and AI safety are paramount reasons for this.

If you aren't a Call Theory customer or family member, you can probably get me the quickest over at Grove City Tech Lab...

Unused & Abandoned

I no longer use these social platforms for various reasons.

  • IRC (90's #EFNet botnet wars <3)
  • ICQ
  • MySpace
  • Blogger
  • Bitclout
  • Polywork
  • Pinterest
  • Snapchat
  • Twitter
  • LinkedIn
  • Instagram
  • Facebook
  • Gab.ai
  • Parler
  • Reddit