This is something I love to do for myself, but I hate trying to please others. As a result, I only pick up and play my guitar every once-in-a-while.

Hey man, you play guitar! Awesome! Can you play ___________?

No, I don't know your favorite song. I know mine. Leave me to my musings.

My Platinum Hit

A shame really - you're missing out on some good song lyrics:

Going to the mall, looking for my friends...
Gotta buy something for my... girlfriend...

So I whip out my new, master-card, and I say to the sales clerk...
Here's how I'm paying, with my charge, charge.

I'm living large, large...
I'm living large, large...
with my credit card charge...

As an adult, I now understand credit to be a predatory system and recommend avoiding it when possible.